Crotchets

Crotchets are those posts wherein I display my crotchetiness.  For example:

I enjoy attentive servers.  They ask intelligent questions like, "May I refill your tea?" or, "Do you need more butter for your bread?"

I don't enjoy servers who demonstrate that they aren't paying attention by asking, "Is everything okay?"  That makes me feel like they are just showing the flag under management orders.  Or maybe there is something wrong with the food and they wonder whether I've noticed it yet.

And don't get me started on those who ask "How does everything look?" two seconds after they set it on the table.  I'm not an art critic, I'm hungry.